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Oh! I love it when you're so forceful!

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If I gave you

If I were to say yes you would try to hold me to my promise, and that would refute your promise to ask nothing in return.

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Is this weird?

Yes, that's weird. That is 12% weirder than Dracula making a deposit at the blood bank.

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I don't care who you are, or what reason you have, if I bring you money to buy a cake and you don't want to sell me a cake, I'm just going to punch you in your face.

According to you, if I offer my services to an employer and he refuses to hire me, I should punch him in the face.

I went to charm school and they taught me to avoid commenting on such a stupid tirade.

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Facebook is really beginning to suck big time!

jjlove01 wrote:
Nextdoor.com seemed like a good concept, but it's mostly awful.

I tried to sign up there but I couldn't verify my address because USPS does not delliver to street addresses here. They suggested to get some members in my neighborhood to vouch for me, but there was only one member and he/she was gone for the summer. That one apparently has withdrawn or been banned. For a long time I got updates for the adjoining neighborhood in the next town. That activity has declined to zero and I am now billed as the founding member of my neighborhood.

Ya gotta face one fact: the only thing to do in this town is go to another town!

Facebook was not that bad but I am related to some very negative people and I got tired of ignoring their bad manners so I closed my account.

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A video worth watching

That guy is desperately in need of a voice-over!

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How To Bathe A Cat

I never had any problem bathing a cat until I turned on the hair dryer. Now I have a three inch scar on one hand.

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I heard somewhere that marketers have to tell you what they're going to do.

TL;dr

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I wonder if our universe is an anomalous region suspended in a spheroid cloud orbiting somebody's nucleus...

It sounds like you are in a parallel dimension, diagonally parked.

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It sure is a scary time!

It took me almost half the flick to realize that is a ring in your nose instead of a loose blob of snot.

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