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At times, the slithering passage of time is no more than an excruciating passage to be endured for allowing fresh perspectives to emerge out of the aether.

Yeah, time is such a waste of time.

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i'm on a terrible downswing tonight.

No slits. Use a felt tip pen to draw instead. Not a ballpoint. Get a bottle of B-50 or B-100 at the drug store. That will make you feel normal. Not good, but normal.

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i hate you humans.

Jetmoo wrote:
I like the ones that give big fuzzy hugs :) and the ones u can say .. unique.. LOL .. things to.

Like when I can tell my carer that she is SUCH a good turnip xD haha and the types of people u can tell u r deepest darkest secrets to. Such as..... being a unicorn disguised as as human.

I guess maybe u might love me now. Haha xx

farts sparkle dust oops pardon me! ๐Ÿ™Š

I read the bible once. It says we are all butt dust.

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i hate you humans.

Hmm, let me write that down.

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So I am a Athiest, what now?

Matthew 22:37-38 King James Version (KJV)
37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. 38 This is the first and great commandment.

It's first because God is the God of rightness. If you don't put rightness first, it doesn't matter much what you believe instead.

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Maybe the Earth is flat and dinosaurs live on the other side and we keep digging up their cemeteries.

BigWilly! wrote:
Maybe the world is a sphere, tho not a perfect 1, but HOLLOW and dinosaurs are living on the INSIDE surface.

Come on, there are flat earth believers all around the globe!

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Reusing this post to write up symptoms for the private Dr.

POTS means "Plain Old Telephone System. Here is a story about orthostatic:

Interviewer: Welcome, chief and thank you for being on our show.

Chief: OOO-WEE-OO I'm very happy to be here, sir.

Interviewer: How long does it take to get here from your village in the canyon?

Chief: SHH-KTCH-KTCH It's a five hour donkey ride.

Interviewer: Your English is superb. How did you learn?

Chief: EEE-OUW-SHKCH Short wave radio.

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Reusing this post to write up symptoms for the private Dr.

Hyperacusis - too d*m quick to point the finger

Difference between Orthostatic intolerance and POTS - pass

Dysautonomia - non-functioning name generator

Transient - polite name for a bum

Dyspagia - (see me after class)

Hyperesthesia - real pretty flower

Ganglionitis - clumsy teenager

Aphasia - Captain Kirk's sidearm

Ataxia - imaginary land where there are no taxes

Parathesia - worshipping an average god

Disequilibrium - not being off balance

Proprocetion - the process of converting a stove to use propane gas

Facial palsy (I mean half my face droops sometimes but then goes back to normal so does this count as this word?)

Palindromic - cimordnilaP

Stupor - just what you think it means

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Maybe the Earth is flat and dinosaurs live on the other side and we keep digging up their cemeteries.

http://i66.tinypic.com/nobyg3.jpg

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

DYSLEXICS STORM AREA 15
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