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Someone is visiting your town for the first time.

Araz wrote:

I want it all!!!

Speaking as a true gormet, so do I!

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Someone is visiting your town for the first time.

Hmmm.. A&W, Rotten Ronnies, Smitties, or that Chinese smorg. Damn, sooo many quality choices here. Wait, I almost forgot that we have a couple or 3 pizza joints & a Subway. Gonna get the Dirty Bird in here too next year! ****Shit, they ALL sound good. I'd say we'd roll 1 of those many sided D&D dice or flip a coin for each 1, heads in the 'go' pool & tails not, and then keep flipping and eventually narrow it down to a winner.

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Who thinks we need to do a Help Reunion...

YES! Canada sounds like an EXCELLENT idea.

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Who thinks we need to do a Help Reunion...

Don't think there are many up by my neck of the woods in BC, Canada.

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i have a dirty little secret...

SHUT UR MOUTH! Cortana is a skanky HO! She gonna leave leave u broken & forlorn, kicked to the curb of the tech highway.

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I was born and raised in the wrong decades...

Can't say I'm any happier now WITH the internet than I was WITHOUT. Sure spend a lot more (wasted) time sitting on my lazy ***ass than I previously did when boredom drove me outside to do something.. anything really.

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Hey bitches...

Was your handle on the old help the same as on here?

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how many steps would it take to walk to the moon?

๐•อคอญอฅฬ‡๐•–๐•ฅ๐•šใ€‚(Yeti.) wrote:
A few interview questions (possibly from google):

How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?

Imagine you have a closet full of shirts. Itโ€™s very hard to find a shirt. So what can you do to organize your shirts for easy retrieval?

Quickly estimate 2^64 without using a pen/paper.

1) a ********shitload
2) pile 'em on the floor
3) many

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I dont think outside the box when the box has chocolate chip cookies in it.

I plenty drugs have!

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Enthusiasm.

I find travel to be a good antidote to depression.. or drugs. I say drugs just 'cause I'm taking an SRI for neurological pain and a 'side effect' is a lessening in severity of depressive episodes.

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