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Someone is visiting your town for the first time.

Hmmm.. A&W, Rotten Ronnies, Smitties, or that Chinese smorg. Damn, sooo many quality choices here. Wait, I almost forgot that we have a couple or 3 pizza joints & a Subway. Gonna get the Dirty Bird in here too next year! ****Shit, they ALL sound good. I'd say we'd roll 1 of those many sided D&D dice or flip a coin for each 1, heads in the 'go' pool & tails not, and then keep flipping and eventually narrow it down to a winner.

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Who thinks we need to do a Help Reunion...

YES! Canada sounds like an EXCELLENT idea.

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Who thinks we need to do a Help Reunion...

Don't think there are many up by my neck of the woods in BC, Canada.

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i have a dirty little secret...

SHUT UR MOUTH! Cortana is a skanky HO! She gonna leave leave u broken & forlorn, kicked to the curb of the tech highway.

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I was born and raised in the wrong decades...

Can't say I'm any happier now WITH the internet than I was WITHOUT. Sure spend a lot more (wasted) time sitting on my lazy ***ass than I previously did when boredom drove me outside to do something.. anything really.

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Hey bitches...

Was your handle on the old help the same as on here?

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how many steps would it take to walk to the moon?

๐•อคอญอฅฬ‡๐•–๐•ฅ๐•šใ€‚(Yeti.) wrote:
A few interview questions (possibly from google):

How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?

Imagine you have a closet full of shirts. Itโ€™s very hard to find a shirt. So what can you do to organize your shirts for easy retrieval?

Quickly estimate 2^64 without using a pen/paper.

1) a ********shitload
2) pile 'em on the floor
3) many

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I dont think outside the box when the box has chocolate chip cookies in it.

I plenty drugs have!

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Enthusiasm.

I find travel to be a good antidote to depression.. or drugs. I say drugs just 'cause I'm taking an SRI for neurological pain and a 'side effect' is a lessening in severity of depressive episodes.

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I dont think outside the box when the box has chocolate chip cookies in it.

Ahhh, but when the box is finally empty of cookies one can only stare into the void unless self imposed limitations can be transcended.

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