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My mum could win a million pounds tomorrow.

30.. yer still just a sprout! Still PLENTY of time to head off and do your own thing. Just have to live within your means and life can be pretty damned fine.. this coming from a guy whose lived below the poverty line, well below, for my entire adult life.. yet lived better tban many who are well above it.

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Hello HelpQA family..

Sitting up in the hills outside Osoyoos, camped in my rig and living the life of Riley.

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Anyone remember my irritating ass?

Busted. :(

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>>> Virtual HelpQA Party!

http://live105.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dr... 'bout how I feel at the moment. Just cruised through a box of Sugar Corn Pops (dry, cuz milk is for babies and I'm also a cheap bastard) that I got from the food bank on Friday. Still too damned hot to cook.

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Anyone remember my irritating ass?

Yeah.. you seem kinda familiar, maybe it's the 'carrot' bit that rings a bell?

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Anyone know what to do with a whole lot of bamboo shoots?

I generally chop em up, throw em in a pot with a buncha other ****shit and boil the piss outta the works. Whatever I don't eat, the dog gets.

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Update on my momโ€™s condition (Ilse/Aisha).

Damn, that just plain sux.

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Drugs are bad mkay?

DocteurRalph wrote:
I'll bet people taste horrible. We don't put anything but junk in our bodies. Well most people anyway.

Isn't junk food what people predominantly eat?

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Lacking motivation!

My motto is 'Never wait to procrastinate'. Sux that I often don't live up to that ideal, but trying nonetheless.

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Drugs are bad mkay?

People probably taste like pork, thus the moniker 'long pig'.

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