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Iโ€™m in love with my vet.

"Oh, Dr. ________, I'd really like to see __________, but I just hate to go to the theater alone!"

There you go!

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That rabbiiiit!

I have always gotten my deposit back. My cat doesn't tear up anything. She's very refined!

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So, I'm looking for an editor for my second book and I was wondering if someone here might be interested?

I would be glad to help!

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My cat vomited.

Is she drinking cow's milk? Does she have allergies? Do you brush her hair every day? Daily brushing reduces the instances of hairballs. There are also preparations you can get from the vet that will help cats pass hairballs--it's an ointment you put on the cat's lips; the cat will lick it off.

If it persists, take her to the vet!

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How do I convince my friend not to lie in her CV ?

Her employers were Boris and Natasha Badenov!

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That rabbiiiit!

The hole is repairable.

Hmmmm . . . rodents! ;-)

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Iโ€™m in love with my vet.

Soco is right.

Now . . . does he wear a wedding ring?

There are a thousand ways to discover his relationship status.

But do not say you are in love until you are know the person really well!

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How do I convince my friend not to lie in her CV ?

It is all doings by moose and squirrel!

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What happens after a death (practical not spiritual).

She played as her health would allow. The doctors in her area failed her. When something outranged their knowledge, they believed it was all in that person's head. Totally inept; absolutely incompetent.

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How do I convince my friend not to lie in her CV ?

Ah, then I will fade into the West and remain Sherlock!

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