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DocteurRalph
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There's just not a lot of strangers here.

That's nice and all that but really we feed on people who just come here out of the blue and need help. We need HELP getting more traffic... I'm open for suggestions. Better yet what can I do?

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They will come, little grasshopper. Patience.

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You trying to bait littlenick with that avatar SoCo? I still don't think it's a big enough bone.

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Speaking of avatars what about my hot little number? Oo la la.. that's some original artwork sent to me by a fan who is now a famous artist. Whew man I've been sitting in a tree for 10 hours in the middle of the woods in the middle of nowhere and I didn't even get to kill anything. I'm about to explode.

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Not bait him, no. He's big enough to handle his reasons. Enough people from here have contacted him. He can be anonymous if he wants to. Doesn't affect me any.

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So does that make it worth millions or does he have to die first?

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Cold here tonight. My nips are showing...

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She... she has to die first for it to be worth millions. You think I have men fans? Ouch that hurts sweetheart, even coming from you and your overgrown hard nips.

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Georgia O'Keeffe? Pretty sure she's 6 feet under already.

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Maybe we can drop a link to this place on a few different sites that are similar? I know of a site that’s more of a question/answer- but it’s not really a discussion site, so people that want to talk get more or less turned away.

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That's what we do best. Discuss things.

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Roccoflip
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Nah. Discussing is second best. Our #1 is breaking off topic in tangents.

Dr. ralph club zps9ornptsl
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And the QA is throwing us off too. Too many Quality Assurance sites. Is the name the name no matter what? I know that's the expensive part, at least I guess it is.

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Kind of us. Haven’t put in the order for the next 10 years though. The other similar domain I’ve got for us is HelperNow.co, but I think we’d face a similar problem. Unfortunately most “good” domains are either taken, or premium- so they cost a LOT.
The Help.com domain, I believe, is worth a little over 10k USD.

Dr. ralph club zps9ornptsl
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They only paid 10 grand for our name? That kind of hurts.

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It may have been more. That’s just what it’s worth. Like you may have an antique rifle “worth” 10k, but somebody might have to pay you 100k to let it go.

Or not. Maybe they sold it for $100 and nobody was around at the time to snatch it up. 🤷‍♂️

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That's what I was thinking. I bet it was less. They sure weren't making any money off of it.

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And it was sold when everything was devalued. Houses around here that were $400,000 suddenly were worth $200,000 about 9 years ago exactly wasn't it?

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I'll ring them up and offer them two bills. lol

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Time for another post. Hmmmm...

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I think you're going to have to get out there and dance. It's the only way.

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verge wrote:
I think you're going to have to get out there and dance. It's the only way.

I concur. With all the technology available nowadays in the palm of one's hand, people must've grown callous towards the generic methods. Only way to penetrate that level of indifference is going oldschool: Handing out fliers. Performing in the streets. Drawing encrypted crop circles for the google earth folks to decipher. Putting on shady looking hoodies and... wait, never mind.

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It may have been more. That’s just what it’s worth. Like you may have an antique rifle “worth” 10k, but somebody might have to pay you 100k to let it go.

Or not. Maybe they sold it for $100 and nobody was around at the time to snatch it up. 🤷‍♂️

Wow, that's harsh. During the "prime" years, can recall posts throwing around evaluations between 7 figures and no way, so less than a used car is a tad underwhelming.

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Curious.... How much would a 5.8 second ad cost during the Super Bowl?

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If we all sold our houses and put the money in I think we could get like .58 seconds... Just one of those flashes that enters into the subconscious. Wonder how long they last?

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you can get put to the top of certain keyword searchs for tiny amounts - i think from £99+VAT and up with some companies. It depends though.

Ultimately, google searches are based on popularity, so the more times people search for us, the higher it comes - but it is a pain to find with the qa... not sure on how that fits together

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I just visited what is now "help.com". It's a miserable site. Can't believe the best help site on the Internet was turned into THAT.

I wonder if "helpme.com" was available?

Or "help!.com"?

Sherlock by olga tereshenko d9qdidc
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Gotta fix that Avatar!

Roccoflip
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helpme.com isn’t available.
help!.com isn’t a valid domain name, either.
Unfortunately most of the relevant domains are either extremely expensive or not available. :(

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Nothing wrong with Help-quaint aardvarks!

Sherlock by olga tereshenko d9qdidc
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Where'd those // come from?

Sherlock by olga tereshenko d9qdidc
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Or how about "Idesperatelyneedhelp.com"? ;-)

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It's great to have you back Sherlock. Your input around here is much needed, we're getting bigger and better every day.

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Sherlock by olga tereshenko d9qdidc
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I just logged onto help.com and saw a message about this new site. Just wish we had the old domain name back. The present owner probably has no idea how many people the change affected!

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Just shot a buck three hours ago. I'm sore from dragging it out. Yeah I was on the helptogo site posting links to here. I think everyone is. Padre is and I think he's a mod there... lol

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This site is way too far down in a search.
It's a huge pain to find it.

Something needs done to bring it higher up in a search.

The original site was easy to find as it was high up in a search.

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Post links wherever you can Joe. The more unique traffic from outside sites we can muster the better. That is a big part of the algorithm used to move the site higher in rankings. And we've only been back a month. When you found OH it had been over a couple years old.

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Another big help we had was word of mouth. Teens found us and asked a multitude of different questions. When they got help and it didn't cost them a red cent, they told all their friends.

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