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Jebus-Zeus
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Cop: we got a call you had pot in your car.

Me: (pulls flower pot from backseat) oh you mean this?

Cop: oh, my bad; what were you growing in it?

Me: pot...

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Lolllll ๐Ÿ˜‚

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lmao! good one!

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...and then you reach into the pot and pull out a smaller pot.

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normally a good cop lets you off

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Who is narcking on you @Jebus-Zeus ? We have a special torture room for them in the basement. If they live after forty days we dye their hair and get them an appearance on Dr. Phil.

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Dr Phil is what I call the groundhog that lives under my shed

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looool!!!!

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