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GRITS: Cream of Wheat with a quality control problem.

SmartAZ wrote:
Best snacks I ever had were cubes of beef liver wrapped in bacon and baked.

I say snacks because I can't spell or derve. Ors devours. Whatever.

hors d'oeuvre

/รดr หˆdษ™rv/

noun

plural noun:ย hors d'oeuvres

a small savory dish, typically one served as an appetizer at the beginning of a meal.

"a wine and hors d'oeuvre reception"

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Maybe I asked this before.

If you truly truly believe you know what's best for her than start by boning up on psychology books. Read cover to cover. Than you two talk. Get her to open up as to the pin point reason or reasons she doesn't want to drive. It's a mental block that needs to be dealt with in the living room, not behind the wheel of a 6 ton weapon of death and destruction.

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You don't buy beer, you only rent it.

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i'm confused...

See..... the basic purpose of posting as "Anonymous" is so we dont know who you are. That gets completely lost when you boldly tell us who you are.

Welcome Confused!

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Maybe I asked this before.

Forcing her to get behind the wheel and take control is not the answer. It will likely just terrify her more.
There are perfectly sane people walking on this planet that don't drive. They survive their life just fine. Don't force your girlfriend into something she just doesn't wish to do.
If it bothers you that much, I suggest getting a new girlfriend. One that is capable to living up to your expectations.

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Maybe I asked this before.

Yes, your girlfriend needs help.
The help she needs is above your pay grade, Lano.

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Maybe one day I should just kill myself.

I'm here now anon. You still awake?

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I finally got my head together.

I finally got my ****shit together.

Now kindly explain why it's so determined to come out in quarter-ton streams?

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GRITS: Cream of Wheat with a quality control problem.

Pumpkin Spice SPAM!

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You don't buy beer, you only rent it.

The same could be said for anything we ingest.
Except for air.

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So I am a Athiest, what now?

@danihatesyou You may have given God millions of reasons not to love you.
It still has not changed His mind. ๐Ÿ™„

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