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So I'm trying to text my mom and my "always FUBAR when you need it most" android phone starts acting like a piece of SH*T right when I really need it to work...

And if I look hard enough I probably could find my old Palm Pilot in mint condition. It didn't make calls though.

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So I'm trying to text my mom and my "always FUBAR when you need it most" android phone starts acting like a piece of SH*T right when I really need it to work...

Voice to text has come along way since my BlackBerry days.

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Now that the largest mid term election is over - what's next?

Trump is going to be Trump. I don't think he will last another term. But by 2020 I think Donald Jr. and Jared will be facing major jail time and daddy can neither buy them or pardon them out. So he won't even run. Even the Koch brothers will see to that. Hell, all they have to do is throw a couple of ****porn stars at him and expose the video tape and he's gone.
No, I think it might be a Democrat or possibly an Independent that no one has heard of yet. Young. Easy on the eyes. Type A personality. Zero skeletons in the closet. Has served in the military but never saw or sought to be at the front lines. No hint of PTSD, another words. Female? Possibly but only if she's white and have a male on the ticket for VP.

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I wish I could do anything.

Not everyone can be Spiderman or Captain America. If we could there would be no reason to invent them.

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anyone fluent in spanish?

Where in your dwelling space do you keep appliance manuals or owner's guides? I guarantee there is more than one written in multiple languages. Compare for yourself.

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Thoughts are always and constant.

Araz wrote:
@Nevermind you are a really good writer. I have to admit, I also play out scenarios like this beforehand. Itโ€™s cool that you still did it anyway though ๐Ÿ˜Š

I wholeheartedly agree. Please keep improving @Nevermind

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The old farmer

...perhaps.

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Thoughts are always and constant.

I missed something somewhere. This started out as an imaginary story of Nevermind and a dead body. Maybe it's only me but breaking up with someone who is already dead doesn't seem that hard to do.

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My girlfriend and I need a ride.

End it. Quit the relationship. Find someone else. Someone less beautiful. Someone you can bond with. Not superficial and based only on her looks. You will be happier and so will she. Heck. Who knows... she might fall in love with a blind gentleman. Someone that will treat her with genuine kindness and love.

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I talk a lot about my dad.

I, for one, am glad you found the time to put this beautiful message together. Nobody is perfect. This includes you, your dad, and your cousin. We don't have to like it or understand it. But this is your life story not ours. There in lies the difference.

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