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Who here has ever had welders arc?

Maybe you should stop the bleeding in your foot and hand before you start cooking. Just a thought. Yeah my son works for me too and one of us bleeds every day. We always laugh and say if somebody's not bleeding we're not really working. The joys of construction...

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So I decided to go into teaching special needs...

You probably should keep a diary of what is going on. You could be the one that ends up getting in trouble and it is always best to have something written down about what took place and exactly when and where. Ummm yeah. Every place I have ever worked has broken rules too but that's construction and I'm not sure any builders are following all the rules. If they are they are losing money.

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Ralph is right.

And yes verge my wife makes this teriyaki jerky that is the bomb. She has about 5 or 6 recipes but everyone likes it best. I'm famous for taking huge ziplock baggies full of the stuff everywhere I go and passing it out in November and December. A big bag full, freezer bag or whatever it is.. all my friends call it the pound bag for some unknown reason. Must hold a pound of something.

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Ralph is right.

You never give up do you? Wow... what if I fall in and suffocate? I've seen what you claim to be your bosom and it looks like a guy could fall in there and get lost.

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DMT

Jeb didn't stay away from the brown acid? Ohhhh noooo...

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Will 2017 be remembered for the empowered women coming out of the shadows of abuse?

And Matt Lauer is getting fired for sexual misconduct in the workplace. I'm still scratching my head on what exactly he did. All these women are getting people fired because they were touched? I have to say that I don't usually go up and grab women but I have done it. In fact the most memorable time was long ago when I was maybe 22 or so and I saw this girl I had known a few years earlier because we lived in the same apartment complex when she was 15 or 16...

So anyway it's a few years later and I see her at an outdoor concert and grab her ***ass. She slaps the holy ****shit out of me and I just laugh... she's like Ralph what are you doing here? I'm sorry I hit you, and you have a big red handprint on your face. Yeah sweetheart I have a boo boo why don't you kiss it and make it better? Then after a few kisses she asks me if I drove and I said why don't we go back to my car and you can make it a whole lot better? She did. So the lesson I learned was that grabbing some ***ass can pay off in a big way fast.

Men are pretty much Neanderthals at heart and have a hard time trying to seduce women. If a girl wants to be seduced touching them in a personal manner lets them know what's up and works. At least that's what I've seen. I don't think that's going to change any time soon.

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Ralph is right.

Oh and I did kill something today! Deer jerky for everyone, fire up the dehydrator. Life is good.

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DMT

I've done my share of looking at geometric patterns swirling around and staring at things until they melted but after a while it was like going to the movies to see the same movie every time. I did go see the Grateful Dead about 15 or 20 times in one year and it was a pleasant experience every time, but still I moved on.... You've been at this for quite a while and you don't seem to get tired of it. What's the secret?

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Ralph is right.

I forgot merge... Get in line soco, you're the main offender here anyway. Twice, not once but TWICE just since this site opened up again you have tried to tell me I was wrong. Both times you were in error, and yes my head is backwards thank you very much.

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I didn't realize how important rest days were...

They couldn't even find anything wrong with her. Well besides the fact that she's 5'2" and weighs over 300 lbs and has already had one leg amputated and the other is rotting away. The doctors decided she was just seeking attention after the third hospital couldn't find anything wrong either. Hell we were making funeral arrangements. I'm always serious, kind of scary isn't it?

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