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I like it. Very nice Nixxxxxxxxx

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There's just not a lot of strangers here.

She... she has to die first for it to be worth millions. You think I have men fans? Ouch that hurts sweetheart, even coming from you and your overgrown hard nips.

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I didn't realize how important rest days were...

Padre_J_Roulston wrote:

DocteurRalph wrote:
And honestly I have been working on my 57 year old body lately too... it was about time. I was up to 235 so I got on some really good dope errrr I mean I went on a crash diet and got down to 175. People started asking me if I had cancer so I got off the dru..errrr diet and started lifting weights and got back to about 190. I have to take two days off after working out and I am sore as crap the first day. No pain no gain.

I weighed in today at 260... ๐Ÿ˜• Definitely time for me to do something.

I have a friend who has a friend who knows somebody that can hook a brother up. I lost 60 pounds so quick the guy I subcontract from took me back in his office and shook his head and said he wished I was an employee so he could drug test me. Said I needed to quit coming in every morning mumbling gibberish and put on some weight. It helped that my wife's mom was in three different hospitals trying to die without succeeding and old Ralphie boy was left to his own devices for 6 or 8 months. I don't do well without supervision.

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There's just not a lot of strangers here.

Speaking of avatars what about my hot little number? Oo la la.. that's some original artwork sent to me by a fan who is now a famous artist. Whew man I've been sitting in a tree for 10 hours in the middle of the woods in the middle of nowhere and I didn't even get to kill anything. I'm about to explode.

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There's just not a lot of strangers here.

You trying to bait littlenick with that avatar SoCo? I still don't think it's a big enough bone.

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I didn't realize how important rest days were...

And honestly I have been working on my 57 year old body lately too... it was about time. I was up to 235 so I got on some really good dope errrr I mean I went on a crash diet and got down to 175. People started asking me if I had cancer so I got off the dru..errrr diet and started lifting weights and got back to about 190. I have to take two days off after working out and I am sore as crap the first day. No pain no gain.

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I didn't realize how important rest days were...

It's all about working and resting. I know some guys that have been lifting all their lives and you work your muscles one day and rest them two day... unless you have some really good steroids then you don't have to rest at all. The secret is to work different muscle groups on different days so that you can spend 4 hours every day in the gym. Yeah right, I said I know some guys... that's a whole lot of work to look good naked. And plus I look better than most people naked without working out so to heck with all that noise.

If you really get serious then you have to carbo load before you work out too. I don't think you're there yet Padre.

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No really someone was starting a dog training school and asked everyone to come up with names.

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Who here has ever had welders arc?

Araz wrote:
Oh and the only reason I said welders arc is because everyone else - Andy, the doctor, Andyโ€™s business partner - were using the term!

I'm calling it a colloquialism then. I still think if you start calling him potato eye he will start using the eye protection/welder's mask. I'm self employed too, and it's great you only have to work half a day... there are 24 hours in a day work whichever 12 you want. Keep him in bed Araz, and take care of yourself.

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Heyooo

Didn't you always have a keyboard as your avatar? Piano not computer of course.. Great to have you back. I had forgotten about Nante and Ikari until Rockster mentioned them. This whole everybody coming out of the closet and posting real pictures thing is kind of neat. I'm changing my avatar right now... well okay maybe it's not me but it's and artists rendition of what I may look like. Wow is Becca here yet? Yeti sent me to a Photobucket account that had this picture and now I have to find her too. Time for everyone to find more old members.

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