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Iโ€™ve been stuck here for such a long time I donโ€™t think I will ever get out.

Right there with you guys. I have officially hit rock bottom... on a brighter note there's no place left to go but up from here.

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as my hero jerry garcia used to say;

Did Captain Trips really say that?

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Anyone fly fished for pike?

No, have you? I always thought fly fishing was for smaller fish, like trout especially. I know in the northern part of the USA pike get really big, like 20 or 30 pounds. That would seem to be a monster for a normal fly fishing rig.

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What song do you have stuck in your head?

I need a woman gonna hold my hand,
tell me no lies, make me a happy man.

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What song do you have stuck in your head?

Black Dog - Led Zeppelin get you some...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tlSx0jkuLM

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Post closed, thank you for your help

I used to get sick at my grandmother's house all the time. Really sick. Traveling is hard on people's bodies, it's not the child's fault but yeah that really sucks for everyone. Sorry Pep.

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How do you know when you have found the one?

I think people have a biological time clock. When you hit 25 suddenly you start thinking if I'm going to have kids it's time to get on the ball. I know I did. I never thought about getting married and chased off some incredible women but suddenly when I was 27 I was tired of the whole thing and wanted to settle down and have a family. I'm not sure she was the one but she was the one I was with and we have been together 31 years now so it all worked out.

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Anyone know what to do with a whole lot of bamboo shoots?

I thought we went to Southeast Asia because that's where all the poppy's are... isn't that why America is fighting in Afghanistan? I can't come up with any other reason, and heroin is easier to find than Lortabs these days. Just a coincidence I'm sure. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9A9vaFCyg5w/hqdefault.jpg

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my real name is jimmy carroll

That's crazy Rocco.. in a very cool way.

Yeah my name is Timothy also from the Bible and I always hated it. Nicknamed Timmy-tit and my mom and dad and brother and sister always called me Timmy or Timmy-tit like I was 3 years old.

Call myself Tim but every once in a while I'm in a Southpark kind of mood and I scream TIMMAAAYY!!! Even if he is the retarded kid in a wheelchair it's kind of enjoyable.

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diaper?

I had to start getting up to pee every night when I turned 50 and was telling my sister about it and she was amazed.. She was like just now? Heck that happened to me 10 years ago and now I get up twice at night to pee. I'm not sure why but it's definitely and old age thing. The fact that I drink 6-8 beers every night doesn't help either I'm sure.

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