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Im glad you all got your T.P.

Araz wrote:
@BA1 I swear someone called into the radio station and walked them through this method this week.

Cool! I've been teaching TP methodology class for a while now - must have been one of my students!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Im glad you all got your T.P.

How to conserve TP the poorman's way.

First, sit on the throne and do your duty.

Then, gently break off one square of TP then fold it in half twice, to the size of a small square.

Now, carefully tear out the thickest corner and set it to the side.

Unfold the square of TP. There should be a small hole in the very center. Put the index finger of your duty hand through the hole.

You are now prepared for action. Once complete, simply lay the corners of the square over your dookey finger and grab tightly with your free hand.

In one swift motion, pull the TP square from your finger. This acts ***ass a squeegee, cleaning your finger most effectively.

Don't forget to use the corner you tore out. Comes real handy when you need to get under the fingernail.

You'll never go back once you experience wiping like this.

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Im glad you all got your T.P.

What good is that TP going to be if there's no food to eat?

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Im glad you all got your T.P.

NacthoMan wrote:
charmin was behind all this.. touche

Yeah...that Mr. Whipple is one smooth operator -

https://youtu.be/DUGroVDEVfQ

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so is that 1k stim pack check really coming in the mail?

NacthoMan wrote:
funny thing is i never saw any of obamas stim packs when i was struggling a tad bit.

There was a special section in the 1040EZ form you filled out. It bounced you up $1K if you earned so much a year or less. I felt like $#!t for taking it, but I did because I really was down and out.
Look for it in your Tax Forms

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so is that 1k stim pack check really coming in the mail?

If it's any consolation, Obama did the same thing back in '08. It was $1K per person and if I remember correctly, it will come from the Department of Revenue.

In the world that you and I will never know, it's just pretend. It's electrical, ink, paper, etc. It may not even resemble a burden to the national deficet.

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Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Lano wrote:
I'm a vegetarian so i just eat the corn part.

Uhh...if I'm not mistaken, your dragon has blood on it's mouth or it took a hit directly on the chin....

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Content coming soon.

Hey @soco would truffle oil be a good substitute in place of butter for spaghetti noodles?

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Content coming soon.

Well, Romy, still waiting for that great content coming soon!

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Update....The coronavirus has already mutated to a less aggressive strain.

Jetmoo wrote:
Definately plans for the beast.

What about puttinf the microchipd into the vaccines so no one will know theyre having them?

Because that would be really good to avoid passing germs around aith coins right? Thats next i predict

And 5G will turn it all up and people will get heart problems and brain and everything problems.

Some suggest that the virus is not a virus but to do with 5G and when they turn it up higher.

But it would make sense to get everyone to self isolate so they can test out their 5G ect.

We'll certainly get a chance to see how that pans out too.

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