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Does anyone know of a good company that sells quality cbd oil?

do you mean CBD oil to use in a vape/e-cig? if so im your girl! i work in a vape shop and i may have been known to use the CBD oil. The one i usually use is:
https://hempycbdoil.com/cbd-oil-for-sale/cbd-dr...

And you just add a pippette or 2 into a normal tank of vape juice and away you go! it helps me tolerate the people at work all day :)

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Has anyone ever "gaslighted" you?

i wouldnt say i have been victim to it in such an extreme sense but feel that people use this kind of manipulation alot. whether do thy dont have to admit they were wrong or to make someone see things from their point of view. though i can see how it would be very traumatic to someone who was consistantly told that they were delusional and they were mis-remembering things. I find it bad enough after a night out and i just cant quite remember what happened so im sure if you were to beleive your partner or whomever that you were infact doing this constantly it would do psychological damage.

I also feel its the kind of things that your parents and teacher might do when youre younger because either they didnt notice the event or they dont want you to misinterpret things at a young age.

So no i havent been subjected to it in the extreme that you detailed above nor do i know anyone that has but i can see small examples of it both happening to me, and myself doing it to others in my life.

Very interesting to read about though! are you very into your psychology Sherlock?

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I was once married.

Sherlock wrote:
It undoubtedly says something about the human condition that 50% of marriages do not work out.

well no other species "marries" . some are monogamous (spelling?) but im sure if they found their partner cheating on them (for example) there would also be hell to pay! but they dont have the self awareness to be able to be such arsehole and so are content to be with their partner.

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I was once married.

i was the weird kid that made life alot harder for myself without realising and screwed alot of things up until i realsied that i could be doing better things with myself. I got therapy and am now studying clinical psychology. though i still seem to make life hard for myself...but atleast now i can analyse as to why i do this to myself!

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life is just a comedy....

@twosocks it was very awkward but so funny xD

@Yeti. i know there are indeed guys out there with dignity however im not very good at finding them thus far it seems! and yes his dad was great his mum was a nightmare!

i am sure there will be more amusing stories to come and i will keep you all updated if there are any xD

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life is just a comedy....

I have another story that would have to be in it though its a little xrated so if you're easily offended by penises please look away now. i will understand if this doesnt get approved!

Once upon a time i snapped a boyfriends banjo. I was about to drive back across the country to london for work and we decided to have a ******quicky before i left. So we are going at it and suddenly hes in alot of pain, we stop but it subsides so we try and start again but the pain is instantly back. So he pulls out, and blood is everywehrre! We both freak out and then we realise its coming from him. so we wrap his pecker up and hope its going to stop bleeding!

Well it doesnt and after half an hour hes a bit dizzy so i decide to drive him to A&E/ED. But to get to the car we have to walk past his dad working in the dining room. he spots us and asks whats going on and my bf says "we're going to the hospital because i hurt myself", while clutching the injured area through his jeans. Curious his dad asks "did you cut it or something?"...my bf says "yes something like that". And off we go!

I am in stitches at this point, its the funniest thing to happen in a while, from teh panic to the awkward to the general dafuq?! so we get to the hospital and walk in, im still dying of laughter but im not guna leave him. we go to check in and the nurse wants a brief description of what happened. i just couldnt cope im tryig to keep it in but we are in a hospital surrounded by injured and sick people because we had too rougher ***sex. she then asks "is this your supportive friend then or...?" and i reply "yes...i brough him here what more do you want? Its funny" And we sit down..


After the triage and being put to sit on a bed we are waiting for the doctor. theres an old guy opposite with blood all down his face and i feel bad but still im chuckling to myslef, possibly more than i shouldve been. So we wait because hospitals in the UK are really slow but the doctor finally gets to us. And if only i could link a lil gif of the walk and move he did but will try and describe it. he looked at the chart and glanced at us. i saw the smirk as he chuckled over and said "so, were you headed for a bit of afternoon delight?" while clicking his fingers as he moved them in a forward circular motion so it ended with two thumbs off.

I die, right there im done. hes the JD (from scrubs) of this hospital and i just cant. So they get on with the examination and advice etc. By now, about 4hours later, it had finally stopped bleeding and all was well so we head back to his! dont worry, i had rung my work to let them know that i would be making it in. So we get home and obviously his dad knew something had happened and wanted answers, which meant his mum would know and god was she nosey! Turned out his dad had gone into his room while we were out and seen the blood all over the bed and surrounding areas. they were both really worried so i take the opportunity to go to the loo while he explains.

Having to explain to your parents why youve had to go to the hospital, clutching your crotch and having that much blood in the bedroom i didnt envy him. but he does and theyre both a bit confused but his dad understands more so than his mum and looks at him and said "well you dont do things by halves now do you son".

Fat forward a couple of months and his mum has had too much wine and decides to get nosey and asks "so how exactly do you manage that? I break it?" and im thinking right...do i be really blunt or make something up/brush it off. I have also had a small amount of booze, not on the level she was but i was feeling relaxed so i decide to be honest! And i explain that it can be a bit hard, a bit rough or a bit dry and the friction will split the skin and so the 'banjo'. She then questions me further... "well which was it?" so i told her honestly "it was a bit of all three" She looked confused and changed the topic to something completely different.

He healed within a couple of weeks and all was well. Though i find that story so funny, when i tell it in person my friends are always laghing so i hope it came across well on here!

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life is just a comedy....

Yeti. wrote:

I'd like to hear some of those tinder tales, miss vampy... the internet's a mad world.

Theres a few!
First one i managed to bring home, we watched netflix til 6am and he left so he could sleep before work - there isnt a bigger hint than a girl asking you back to their flat or so i thought....

second one we met at the supermarket and were going to make cocktails at my flat! We met up quite late like 10.30pm. find him there all is good, but the bacci kiosk is closed so we convoy in our cars to the petrol station so i can get bacci. i go into the shop at the garage, wait in the queue and see him drive off the forecourt and away...he then messaged me saying that i wasnt good looking enough without makeup and if i put my face on we could try again tomorrow.

Third decided to threaten me and call me every name under the sun for not sending him the very xrated photos/videos he was asking for. he got so desparate he was threatening to put my poster up all around my university to shame me. come find me at the cinema and publicly humiliate me..i have been around the internet long enough to know that wasnt going to happen and just laughed at him.

And finally the most recent was some random guy adding me on snapchat which i have very recently got! souldve been a friend or anything so im like sure why not. nope just a random guy, we're talking he saw me on tinder and found my sc. he sends me a pic of himself and hes definitely not my type, hes still trying tho! transpires hes the new guy to be starting in my shop in 2 weeks time, a very small independant shop in town. we all know everything... and hes still trying saying no one would need to know blah blah. i have since told my boss and hes on a warning already without even starting yet!

Now i am luckily the type of person to laugh at all of this and not take it personally, get upset etc by it. But as everyone assumes life is just so easy for a girl onn tinder its clearly not xD that or i am doing something very very wrong.....but ive found some nice guys too so not all bad!

Also @BA1 greeat story! I appreciate it more than you know xD

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I gave until I couldn't give any more.

well you seem happy so good on you! heres to the future!! clinks drink

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So i cant get an appointment for 9-12months...

to paint on the melted chocolate covering then stick the chips on round the rose petals :)
and ahh i wasnt sure but i tried xD

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So i cant get an appointment for 9-12months...

yup all hand made, piped by hand, the cake i was there with tweasers and a brush getting the details right xD also ow did you make them show as picutres? i did the [ link ] thing but it didnt work like a youtube video does

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