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Who would win the fight?

Jesus or Superman?

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Who would win the fight? Jesus or Superman? Ok?

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superman, jesus just makes wine so unless he gets superman drunk i dont think he will win.

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Lmao good one

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Jesus parted oceans

Also, superman was quite a good guy so would be morally against a fight with jesus

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How many times has Superman died? One day he will die again and NOT come back.

Jesus died once. Once. End of story.

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J.N-Bucking wrote:
Jesus parted oceans

Also, superman was quite a good guy so would be morally against a fight with jesus

wasnt that moses?

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Nixx wrote:

J.N-Bucking wrote:
Jesus parted oceans

Also, superman was quite a good guy so would be morally against a fight with jesus

wasnt that moses?

Moses was only one of Jesus's guys, if Moses can do that Jesus must have lots more power

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J.N-Bucking wrote:

Nixx wrote:

J.N-Bucking wrote:
Jesus parted oceans

Also, superman was quite a good guy so would be morally against a fight with jesus

wasnt that moses?

Moses was only one of Jesus's guys, if Moses can do that Jesus must have lots more power

see thats why i never read the bible, its more complicated than game of thrones.

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Well I'm inclined to say Jesus....

Jesus wasn't against taking the whip to those who deserved it. And, as has already been mentioned, Superman, as a 'good' guy, wouldn't fight Jesus.... not that Jesus would have fought Superman.

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Padre_J_Roulston wrote:
Well I'm inclined to say Jesus....

Jesus wasn't against taking the whip to those who deserved it. And, as has already been mentioned, Superman, as a 'good' guy, wouldn't fight Jesus.... not that Jesus would have fought Superman.

The old testament god was very vengeful and full of wrath, ok he calmed down a bit for the new testament, but the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jesus very well might have picked that trait up....

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Nixx wrote:
superman, jesus just makes wine so unless he gets superman drunk i dont think he will win.

I don't think superman can get drunk. He would have to drink so much for it to affect his system. Jeez.

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Well yea obviously

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Jesus taught Superman to fly.

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Big al nailed it lol

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Jesus taught 9 reindeer to fly pulling a fat guy and a sleigh, plus all those thousands of presents.

Teaching Superman to fly was a piece of cake.

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I would have to go with Jesus. No real reason except that he is victorious at the end of the Book...

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That's sounds right by me

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I'm going with Superman. Because he has right on his side. Jesus was a bit of a narcissist with delusions of grandeur. Soup just wanted to help people and live a quite life.

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What would they fight over? Come on man, they're both on the same side.

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Its possible Superman turned into a social justice warrior and that pissed Jesus off. Lol

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Okay Jesus would just turn Superman into a barrel of beer and we'd have a party. His first miracle was turning water into wine, why not? I was never that impressed with Superman, besides where's he going to find a phone booth to change clothes in these days? Do they still even make phone booths?

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Well, I imagine because Jesus is also God he could magically make kryptonite appear. He could even turn bread into kryptonite. Also, because Jesus is also apart of God, he's also all knowing, all seeing, all powerful. So he could change fate so that Superman isn't even born. Or know exactly the right words to say to make Superman give up.

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I guess with all that on Jesus' side he's got a pretty good upper hand.

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I like your GIF avatar aeolian... did you figure out how to do that all by yourself or did Big Al one do it?

So is Jesus the saviour on Krypton too? Is he like just a one world son of God or all encompassing? So many questions to ask my pastor next Sunday... he already thinks I'm nuts.

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I like your GIF avatar aeolian... did you figure out how to do that all by yourself or did Big Al one do it?

So is Jesus the saviour on Krypton too? Is he like just a one world son of God or all encompassing? So many questions to ask my pastor next Sunday... he already thinks I'm nuts.

Hmm I didn't think of it like that. Did Jesus die to for Supermans sins, too? Or are his people living on a higher moral standard than fickle humans?

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Ralph. That was a gift from big al.

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Nice, he made my smoking Dr. Ralph Club one. Twosocks made this one lol

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Awesome avatar Ralph. Its still has the vibe of doc Ralph but a little mo up to dare

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DocteurRalph wrote:
Nice, he made my smoking Dr. Ralph Club one. Twosocks made this one lol

That was so long ago! Do you happen to know the date of it? I can't even remember now when I drew that!

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Two socks was a wolf

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Nice, he made my smoking Dr. Ralph Club one. Twosocks made this one lol

That was so long ago! Do you happen to know the date of it? I can't even remember now when I drew that!

At least 10 years ago I guess. I don't know. Actually Yeti showed me where it was on photobucket... your photobucket lol.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
Okay Jesus would just turn Superman into a barrel of beer and we'd have a party. His first miracle was turning water into wine, why not? I was never that impressed with Superman, besides where's he going to find a phone booth to change clothes in these days? Do they still even make phone booths?

Kal-El is an Alien, so I'm pretty sure The Doctor helps him out these days. Plus, there's a lot more room in the TARDIS.

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DocteurRalph wrote:

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DocteurRalph wrote:
Nice, he made my smoking Dr. Ralph Club one. Twosocks made this one lol

That was so long ago! Do you happen to know the date of it? I can't even remember now when I drew that!

That account must be so old...jeez.
At least 10 years ago I guess. I don't know. Actually Yeti showed me where it was on photobucket... your photobucket lol.

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aeolian wrote:
Two socks was a wolf

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twosocks wrote:
Well, I imagine because Jesus is also God he could magically make kryptonite appear. He could even turn bread into kryptonite. Also, because Jesus is also apart of God, he's also all knowing, all seeing, all powerful. So he could change fate so that Superman isn't even born. Or know exactly the right words to say to make Superman give up.

Yea, but superman can change time back, so maybe he could go far enough back to prevent Jesus's birth....

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I forgot about that. Superman used to fly around the earth a couple of times and arrive before he left. Neat trick.

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Well, I imagine because Jesus is also God he could magically make kryptonite appear. He could even turn bread into kryptonite. Also, because Jesus is also apart of God, he's also all knowing, all seeing, all powerful. So he could change fate so that Superman isn't even born. Or know exactly the right words to say to make Superman give up.

Yea, but superman can change time back, so maybe he could go far enough back to prevent Jesus's birth....

But Jesus is also God, and God is timeless and he can make it so Superman is never born. I don't think it's a fair fight anyways if Jesus is three people all in one.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
I forgot about that. Superman used to fly around the earth a couple of times and arrive before he left. Neat trick.

Would not Superman need to go back past his own birth way before getting to Jesus'?

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I forgot about that. Superman used to fly around the earth a couple of times and arrive before he left. Neat trick.

Would not Superman need to go back past his own birth way before getting to Jesus'?

I suppose it would depend on how far away Krypton was from Earth. Theoretically if it were far enough away, then relativity would come into things and Superman could have been born first.... though I find that hard to believe. 😄

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Padre_J_Roulston wrote:

soco wrote:

DocteurRalph wrote:
I forgot about that. Superman used to fly around the earth a couple of times and arrive before he left. Neat trick.

Would not Superman need to go back past his own birth way before getting to Jesus'?

I suppose it would depend on how far away Krypton was from Earth. Theoretically if it were far enough away, then relativity would come into things and Superman could have been born first.... though I find that hard to believe. 😄

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soco wrote:

DocteurRalph wrote:
I forgot about that. Superman used to fly around the earth a couple of times and arrive before he left. Neat trick.

Would not Superman need to go back past his own birth way before getting to Jesus'?

But when was supermans birth?

It was 60's or 70s that he landed on earth...

Also his homeland isn't part of earth, and was destroyed anyways, so would that not negate the ability to turn time back to affect his own birth, rather than just Jesus's?

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