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Iโ€™ll be this guy:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Bradley+Coop...
Not sure who he is, but Iโ€™m told I look like him. ๐Ÿ˜„

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All the ones I know are too follically challenged for an accurate portrayal.

But this is the role for which rick moranis has been training his whole life / career, forsooth.

Rocco - I think limitless (movie) was his only decent one.
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Geeze! I cannot think of anyone! ^_^

But if they don't really have to look like us, well then I would pick Catherine Zeta Jones, just because she is awesome...lol.

How about YOU Aeolian? Who would play YOU????
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Not sure
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hmm...i think margot robbie...she can do the proff and the vampy side i feel xD

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No clue๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Michael Caine--was told I look like him today!
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I hear I look like George Clooney from old ladies who think I'm cute. When I was growing out a beard I got that 007 guy umm yeah the old one Sean Connery. When I was a kid with big teeth and the Osmonds were big people told me and my sister we looked like Donny and Marie... pfft. I want to play myself, it's about time for Hollywood to come knocking on my door anyway.
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Lol
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Rockster160 wrote:
Iโ€™ll be this guy:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Bradley+Coop...
Not sure who he is, but Iโ€™m told I look like him. ๐Ÿ˜„

Bradley Cooper.
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Hollywood tried to find a suitable actor for me, but all they found was this guy -

[http://i65.tinypic.com/j7rhur.jpg]
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HOLEY MOLEY, BA!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

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cara wrote:
HOLEY MOLEY, BA!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

!Right?!
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Ok.. i was told more than a few times that i looked like olsen wilson. At least 10 years ago. Now im old. Lol. But the movie is about the saga of help dot com from its birth to death and it resurrection.
So olsen wilson would play me. Lol
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I think Dwayne Johnson should play with me. Er... play me


Either is fine. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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PepperJ wrote:
I think Dwayne Johnson should play with me. Er... play me


Either is fine. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Jk
Kathy Bates would prob be "me."
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Pepper wrote:
Kathy Bates would prob be "me."

Today in the news Dwayne Johnson has been reported missing. His car was found just off the highway, rolled over into a ditch.
Forensic scientist determined that another person - unknown - may have been at the site.

INTERVIEW: Scientist; "Yeah, you can see where another set of delicate footprints comes into the grass just from the highway, we figure a female and, likely blond."
Reporter: "Also mysterious hair fibers were found lodged on the door frame of the rolled vehicle."
COP: "We speculate this female was determined to get Mr. Johnson out of his vehicle. The two drag marks lead back up to the highway and seem to vanish just shy of a suburban neighborhood..."
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PEPPER: (flicks off tv) Okay Mr. Johnson....that's enough television for the rest of your life....

FADE TO BLACK

(!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!)
"Yes, Mr. Johnson....yes...."

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Having seen some of your former Avatars I would say give yourself a little more credit -

Naomi Watts -

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/151000/1...
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(Failure due to butterfingers)
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cara wrote:
Geeze! I cannot think of anyone!

Give or take - she's still not going to be as pretty as you.

Saoirse Ronan

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/1013000/1...
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*sighhhhhh* Oh, Thank You, Allan....Yes. I'll remember this when my screenplay starts being made into the movie...:D
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PepperJ wrote:

PepperJ wrote:
I think Dwayne Johnson should play with me. Er... play me


Either is fine. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Jk
Kathy Bates would prob be "me."

Kathy Bates is awesome.

She needs to be in more films.
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People used to say ali larter looked like me when the final destination movies came out.

I can't post a pic tho :/
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https://goo.gl/images/dYB1dx
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J.N Bucking wrote:
https://goo.gl/images/dYB1dx

A little help -

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2VT01p_w7Sc/T3-bxpTiDCI/AAAAAA...
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J.N Bucking wrote:
https://goo.gl/images/dYB1dx

A little help -

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2VT01p_w7Sc/T3-bxpTiDCI/AAAAAA...

Getting a 404 error when I click your link....
I think the link I managed to add worked tho.
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J.N-Bucking wrote:

Getting a 404 error when I click your link....
I think the link I managed to add worked tho.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm sorry, but this one's above my pay grade.
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@PepperJ

Pepper wrote:
Kathy Bates would prob be "me."

Today in the news Dwayne Johnson has been reported missing. His car was found just off the highway, rolled over into a ditch.
Forensic scientist determined that another person - unknown - may have been at the site.

INTERVIEW: Scientist; "Yeah, you can see where another set of delicate footprints comes into the grass just from the highway, we figure a female and, likely blond."
Reporter: "Also mysterious hair fibers were found lodged on the door frame of the rolled vehicle."
COP: "We speculate this female was determined to get Mr. Johnson out of his vehicle. The two drag marks lead back up to the highway and seem to vanish just shy of a suburban neighborhood..."
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PEPPER: (flicks off tv) Okay Mr. Johnson....that's enough television for the rest of your life....

FADE TO BLACK

(!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!)
"Yes, Mr. Johnson....yes...."

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Having seen some of your former Avatars I would say give yourself a little more credit -

Naomi Watts -

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/151000/1...

lololol...it wouldn't be any good if I had to kidnap him, though. I want him to be a willing participant.

Oh, wait...if I kidnapped him, I'd have to tie him up.....hmmmm ;)

And...Kathy Bates just sort of quietly adds the missing piece in her movies. She's a great actress, imo.

She's older, as am I

She also seems to be a very "no nonsense" sort of person, barring any Dwayne Johnson fantasies...and I'm pretty straightforward and non nonsensical
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And...thanks for the Naomi Watts compliment :)
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PepperJ wrote:
And...thanks for the Naomi Watts compliment :)

It's just when I heard you mention Kathy Bates, the first thing that came to my mind was Steven Kings "Misery" starring Kathy Bates. The fact you mentioned Dwayne Johnson was just bonus to the thought.
https://youtu.be/2pbfkNI2d_A
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[‌quote PepperJ][‌quote Big-Al-One]@[PepperJ:12]

Pepper wrote:

and non nonsensical

lol @ "non nonsensical..." :eyeroll:
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Big-Al-One wrote:

PepperJ wrote:
And...thanks for the Naomi Watts compliment :)

It just when I heard you mention Kathy Bates, the first thing that came to my mind was Steven Kings "Misery" starring Kathy Bates. The fact you mentioned Dwayne Johnson was just bonus to the thought.
https://youtu.be/2pbfkNI2d_A

LOL....this is GREAT! :)
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Plot twist: Movie's a Battle Royale clone.

All of a sudden, miss jelly's deliberation adds up.
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Yeti. wrote:
Plot twist: Movie's a Battle Royale clone.

All of a sudden, miss jelly's deliberation adds up.

Oh, ****

It wasn't me....
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More help Joe. Too bad I'm just a motherfucker and can't help you.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/al...
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I don't Help anyone. Just ridicule.

So my actor would be Don Rickles....

In drag!
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soco wrote:
I don't Help anyone. Just ridicule.

So my actor would be Don Rickles....

In drag!

!DAYUM!๐Ÿ˜ง
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soco wrote:
I don't Help anyone. Just ridicule.

So my actor would be Don Rickles....

In drag!

!DAYUM!๐Ÿ˜ง

Or Roseanne Barr with a much bigger rack.
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soco wrote:

Big-Al-One wrote:

soco wrote:
I don't Help anyone. Just ridicule.

So my actor would be Don Rickles....

In drag!

!DAYUM!๐Ÿ˜ง

Or Roseanne Barr with a much bigger rack.

Currently experiencing broadcasting difficulties, please stand by...
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I have no idea who would play me. I think Jessica Alba is the most beautiful woman in the world but we look nothing alike. I would say my personality is like Zooey Deschanel but we donโ€™t really look all that much alike either.

I guess Zooey Deschanel?
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http://www.tracking-board.com/wp-content/upload...
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Me: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1758235...
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Araz wrote:
I guess Zooey Deschanel?

Electra & Elise Avellen
(Pick one, they're twin sisters)

http://planetterror.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Babysi...
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Wow........
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Araz wrote:
I guess Zooey Deschanel?

Electra & Elise Avellen
(Pick one, they're twin sisters)

http://planetterror.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Babysi...

Lol I like it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Getting a 404 error when I click your link....
I think the link I managed to add worked tho.

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I'm sorry, but this one's above my pay grade.

Haha no bother at all ๐Ÿ˜
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soco wrote:
More help Joe. Too bad I'm just a motherfucker and can't help you.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/al...

Are you?

Each to their own.....

Cheers for the link

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I've been told I resemble Goldie Hawn,idk if that's cause I'm a dizzy blonde or just dizzy haha.
So yeah I'll go for that one.๐Ÿ˜‰
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I've been told I resemble Goldie Hawn,idk if that's cause I'm a dizzy blonde or just dizzy haha.
So yeah I'll go for that one.๐Ÿ˜‰

I've always thought that of you too.
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Evansent wrote:
I've been told I resemble Goldie Hawn,idk if that's cause I'm a dizzy blonde or just dizzy haha.
So yeah I'll go for that one.๐Ÿ˜‰

I've always thought that of you too.

Yeah she is totally bonkers as well. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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